August 2012
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June 2012
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"What separates the winners from the losers is how...
Froyolo
eyemahleighh:
lowfat, because you only live once.
Jewels of Pizarro: Why does your prescription take... →
You come to the counter. I am on the phone with a drunk dude who wants the phone number to the grocery store next door. After I instruct him on the virtues of 411, you tell me your doctor was to phone in your prescription to me. Your doctor hasn’t, and you’re unwilling to wait until he does. Being in a generous mood, I call your doctors office and am put on hold for 5 minutes, then informed that...
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by...
-Albert Einstein